Turkey Jokes From The Kids
Thanksgiving Chuckle & Grin
Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken had the day off.
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A tur-key.
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holiday.
How do you send a turkey through the mail?
Bird class mail.
A young man named Victor received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Victor tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Victor was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
Victor shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
Victor, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Victor quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Victor's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
Victor was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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